You have two ears and one mouth. Follow that ratio. Listen more, talk less.
(n.) An individual not interested in engaging in casual sex — lack of desire in intercourse unless emotional bond is present. Their sexual attraction is only formed by a strong emotional connection shared with their significant other. Mostly confined to romantic relationships. (via bonvivantx)
Please let me keep this memory, just this one.
I hate when cashier’s make remarks.
Cashier: oooh! oreos! someones hungry.
Me: Why don’t you shut your whore mouth Shannon.